03 May 2006

cellulaire seconde main


How do you get a smoker to put aside any intentions of quitting? You make him defend smoking. Powerful politics at play within this industry, it's impressive. The cost of such a product is also pretty impressive, you'd think our leaders would not allow the sale of such an addictive poison in every corner store -- then again, you may by-pass this scandal by heading on down to Kahnawake (Montrealers, click here for driving directions) and buying some cheaper duty-paid cigarettes sure to enflame much governmental rage. J'ai juste le goût d'étrangler la petite épaisse dans l'annonce anti-tabac -- "ah moi je peux pas aller souper chez mon ami parceque ces parents fument pis ça sent pas bon et c'est nocif" -- GUESS WHAT, BITCH; THE FOOD IS FUCKING ALTERED WITH HORMONES AND PESTICIDES, you're FUCKED either way! This commercial is fucking with smokers AND non-smokers alike, do I really need to lay it out for you? Do you understand? Give me some feedback, please. Promène toi pas avec un cellulaire à côté de moi, déja que j'suis rempli d'exhaust dans Montréal entouré de papier gaspillé, de pollution de bruit et de pseudo-artistes moi-je qui parlent avec un accent français sans avoir été en France (entre autres), je veux rien savoir de tes ondes nocives téléphoniques portables, ton cancer cellulaire seconde main... c'est la guerre du futur.. en attendant, une distraction à la fois. One distraction at a time, lest we forget the homeless, but they brought that on themselves now, haven't they (notice the super subtle extremist comparisons here)? For more on the escalating force-fed politicly correct hypocrisy in Québec, read this dirty-yet-popular previous post on the subject. So in an effort to pick and choose poisons I've come to realize that I can easily see both sides of the coin on this topic, and I have as much fun pointing it out to you as you do to me, if not more... Non-Smokers die too.